Comics Quotes

Did you ever want to set someone's head on fire, just to see what it looked like? Did you ever stand in the street and think to yourself, I could make that nun go blind just by giving her a kiss? Did you ever lay out plans for stitching babies and stray cats into a Perfect New Human? Did you ever stand naked surrounded by people who want your gleaming sperm, squirting frankincense, soma and testosterone from every pore? If so, then you're the bastard who stole my drugs Friday night. And I'll find you. Oh, yes.

With great power comes great responsibility.

The world isn't fair, Calvin."
"I know Dad, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

Adults...struggle desperately with fiction, demanding constantly that it conform to the rules of everyday life. Adults foolishly demand to know how Superman can possibly fly, or how Batman can possibly run a multibillion-dollar business empire during the day and fight crime at night, when the answer is obvious even to the smallest child: because it's not real.

Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.

Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!

Excelsior!

My bookcase is all yours."
I walked to the door. "I've just decided that those are my favorite five words in the world.

Dance like you're stamping on a human face forever, love like you've been in a serious car crash that minced the front of your brain, stab like no one can arrest you, and live like there's no such thing as God.

I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here.

Your humans slaughter each other because of the color of your skin, or your faith or your plitics -- or for no reason at all -- too many of you hate as easily as you draw breath. - Magneto

There is only one who is all powerful, and his greatest weapon is love.

HULK SMASH!

Coming from your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!